The Impulse

A woman at the bus station sitting on a bench, waiting for a bus to come. A man running to the bus station while it is pouring rain outside. Finally ends up at the bus station and says....

Man- Stop!! Don't leave
Woman- Why not
Man- Because I love you
Woman- Then why did you cheat on me.
Man- What I did not cheat on you
Woman- yes you did, I saw you proposing to your secretary susie earlier. I came to your work to surprise you and take you to lunch and I heard you proposing to her.
Man- haha. No what happened was, I was going to propose to you at dinner tommorow night and I was practicing with susie so that I could get everything right when I proposed to you.
Woman- Oh!?!? I thought....
Man- Honey I am sorry you thought that I was cheating. But I am not. I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?
Woman-  YES! yes! yes of course I will.
Man- I love you
Woman- I love you too.

Bad Poetry

Rockade

I wanted to make lemonade

But I did not have any lemons

So I thought I would use rocks

I tried to squeeze them and get the juice out

But nothing came out  

So I was kind of bummed.  

Direct Orders

Rock out like school just ended for the school year and it's summertime. Rock out like you finally made it to the end of a bad day. Rock out like you just got a 36 on the ACT. Rock out like you favorite song just came on while you were driving. Rock out like you just won Cafe Rio for a year. Rock out like you boyfriend just held your hand. Rock out like you had a billion dollars in cash to do whatever. Rock out like you just got braces off after 4 years of having them on. Rock out like you just saw your favorite Actor or Actress walking down the street. Rock out like you just don't care. Rock out like your favorite movie just came out on dvd. Rock out like you just got asked out to the person you have always wanted to go out on a date with. Rock out like you just got proposed too. Rock out like your parents just bought you a brand new car for your sixteenth birthday. ROCK OUT!

Shake The Dust

This is for the people who have never been able to fall in love. This is for the people who can't get you out of their mind. This is for the people who want to know who their future spouse is. This is for the boys who who don't get the girls mind. Shake the dust! This is for the athletes that never made it on a team. This is for the kids who never had anyone come to their lemonade stand. This is for the kids who want to drive but can't because they are to young. Shake The Dust! This is for the adults who have lost their job because of the bad economy. This is for the Army wives and families who have had loved ones die for our freedom. This is for the kids who got teased in school. This is for the kids who got picked last in gym class. This is for the kids who never got to experience it all. SHAKE THE DUST!

I'm Thinking About You!

I'm Thinking About you! I'm thinking about you like salt thinks about pepper. Like a hot dog thinks about ketchup. Like the cookie monster thinks about cookies. I'm thinking about you like an artist thinks about rome. Like a fifteen year old thinks about driving. Like a fat kid thinks about chocolate cake. I'm thinking about you like a mouse thinks about cheese. Like robers think about money. Like money thinks about a lether wallet. I'm thinking about you like girl thinks about a diamond ring. Like monkeys think about bananas. Like the rainforest thinks about rain. Like a computer thinks about the internet. Like a DVD player thinks about DVD's. I'm thinking about you like a sunflower thinks about the sun. Like water thinks about ice. Like a clock thinks about numbers. Like teeth think about toothpaste. Like a car thinks about gas. I'M THINKING ABOUT YOU LIKE YOU SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT ME!

Love is...

#1. Love is a road sign reading "CAUTION" because you never know what is going come.
#2. Love is instructions with no words.
#3. Love is a scratchy channel that never ends.
#4. Love is a cookie jar because there is sometimes many choices or only one.
#5. Love is a broken clock that just keeps spinning.
#6. Love is zoo because you never know if it is going to be crazy or if it is going to be calm.
#7. Love is never ending pack of gum with all different kinds of flavors.
#8. Love is WHAT? WHY? WHO?
#9. Love is a car with no breaks.
#10.Love is never ending Jawbreaker.

My Pen Name

The pen name that I have chosen is H.R. in alpine. The reason I chose this name was because my Dad always says to me all the time that I am an H.R. which for a long time I did not know what that meant. Finally I asked what that meant and it means a hopeless romantic. So everytime my dad would see me watching a chick flick he would say "you're such an H.R." I always thought it was so funny. So I decided to call my pen name H.R. in alpine. Some things that I like to do is play sports, movies, hang out with friends and family.